Cosmo the Prognosticator brags that he’s never made a prediction that did not come to fruition. He was so confident in his soothsaying that he hung a sign above his shop that said: “THE FUTURE IS CLEAR.” Folks from all over would come and ask questions. “Cosmo, am I marrying the right person?” “Yes… but maybe not.” “Should I buy a timeshare, O Great Prognosticator?” “No… but maybe.” Amazed by his confidence, his clients left happy. They had discovered the secret to predicting the future: being flexible.
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